Time for Vacation … See You In A Week!!!

Tomorrow I start a much needed family vacation with a road trip that will eventually bring us to Walt Disney World.  Over the next week I may be updating sporadically, but keep an eye on my Twitter and Instagram feeds as my compulsion to toy hunt will not be stopped by the most magical place on Earth.


Image via Tom Bricker [http://tombricker.smugmug.com/Disney]

The blog has gone dark for November simply due to the fact that I needed a break.  I will return in time for Thanksgiving reinvigorated and ready to bore you all with the most tedious nerd musings and banter.


This Jem & The Holograms LEGO Creation is Truly Outrageous

Reddit user fujiia is quite a prolific LEGO builder dabbling in everything from Star Wars to LEGO Friends.  In scouring their Flickr feed I found this amazing brick built homage to the 1980′s musical sensation Jem & The Holograms that is truly outrageous.


via fujiia on [Flickr]

 via r/LEGO on Reddit

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Contest: What’s Your Favorite #LionsgateHorror Film?

As horror fans we are well aware of the fact that Lionsgate has had a considerable presence in the genre with theatrical releases like The Descent, Hostel, The Cabin in the Woods, and of course The Saw Saga.  And we cannot forget about their back catalog which includes films like The Blair Witch Project, The Wicker Man, American Psycho, and Children of the Corn.

Just in time for Halloween I have an awesome contest that requires minimal effort on your part where one lucky winner will receive a VUDU HD download code for The Blair Witch Project.

Step 1:  In the comments below post your your favorite Lionsgate horror film and why

Step 2:  Tweet me @doubledumbass letting me know you’ve entered using the #LionsgateHorror hashtag.

All entries must be received by November 8th, 2014 by 11:59:59PM EST.

… and here’s the fine print:

Each household is only eligible to win One (1) Digital Download code for The Blair Witch Project via blog reviews and giveaways. Only one entrant per mailing address per giveaway. If you have won the same prize on another blog, you will not be eligible to win it again. Winner is subject to eligibility verification.


The 5 Most Terrifying Paranormal Entities from The Real Ghostbusters

As far as cartoons go The Real Ghostbusters remains a revered piece of pop culture for many of my generation.  Running from 1986-1991 it allowed us to enjoy the further paranormal adventures of Venkman and Co. every Saturday morning.  For it’s time the show was very irreverent in that it drew on the events of both feature films.  Kenner was a tremendous promotional partner and had a fantastic toyline (how many of us had those role play Proton Packs?).

The one thing that The Real Ghostbusters did not do is shy away from terrifying its viewing audience.  Below you will find some of the most terrifying paranormal entities from The Real Ghostbusters.

5 – Werechicken from Poultrygeist


4 – Hob Anagarak from Cold Cash and Hot Water

An ancient Inuit demon that controls fire, has superhuman strength, the ability to teleport, and can project telekinesis doesn’t seem that bad does he? Or maybe it is due to the the fact that he looks like a cross between a Predator and a Yeti.

3 – Necksa from The Devil in The Deep

This big four armed Gorgo looking sea monster wanted to destroy New York and the world for that matter due to the fact that the water was just so … polluted.  As one of the most powerful primal gods thousands of years old, he was awakened by unknowingly by some public utility workers. And one more thing … he was immune to the Ghostbusters’ standard proton throwers.

2 – The Thing from The Thing Is Mrs. Faversham’s Attic)

“What’s that noise in the attic?”

“Oh just a large purple ectoplasmic cloud mass that is fueled by hatred and revenge.  It can manifest itself in a variety of objects and propel bolts of psychokentic energy”

“Oh, okay.”

1 – Boogieman from The Boogieman Cometh & The Boogieman Is Back) 

As I’ve said here before the Boogeyman as depicted in The Real Ghostbusters is truly the stuff of nightmares.  Despite appearing in just two episodes, the Boogeyman could have cemented the top spot in this countdown with just his appearance alone.  We haven’t even begun to talk about how he warps through your closet door while your sleeping to capture your soul.


“Avengers: Age of Ultron” … More Like “Age of Hulkbuster”

There’s certainly a lot to digest in that Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer. It appears as though the Heroic Age of the Marvel Cinematic Universe could very well be over.  However I wanted to make sure that no one forgot about one important aspect …



Hulkbuster vs. Hulk, Cap’s Shield! , Creepy Alien/Robot Bad Guy … is it May 2015 yet?


Spooky Book Club — Horrorstör by Grady Hendrix from Quirk Books

For many Americans there is nothing more horrifying than trying to assemble flat packed furniture purchased from IKEA.  And for others it is even more terrifying to wander the showroom trying to locate the bookshelf you saw online.  In Horrorstör we are introduced ti an IKEA clone called Orsk … and appearances are definitely not what they seem.

Horrorstor_final_300dpiSome very strange things are happening at the Orsk #00108 in Cuyahoga County, Ohio.  Escalators are shutting down, graffiti is appearing in rest rooms and someone is defecating on couches in the showroom.

Orsk management is concerned and deputizes a few employees to conduct a secret overnight surveillance of the store to figure out who is vandalizing the store during the off hours.  What happens next is a genuinely fun and creepy as this apparently random group of employees find themselves at a supernatural crossroads that does not bode well.

Anyone who has ever worked big-box retail (myself included) can attest to how genuinely those massive buildings can be when the music cuts off at 10:00pm and lights go on power saving mode.  Hendrix has craft a very fun modern haunted house tale that plays on those “what-ifs” which makes for an intense read.  It’s a perfect addition to your bookshelf just in time for Halloween.

The design of Horrorstör is probably one of the most attractive I have seen this year.  It is put together as if it is an Orsk catalog, complete with pricing and color options for their fictional furniture.   In this digital world I highly recommend picking up a physical copy of Horrorstör.  

Quirk Books continues to put out some of the most unique and fun titles out, and I am very appreciative of the review copy that they provided  to me.

Horrorstör can be purchased on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.

Breaking: The ‘Ant Man’ Trailer Has Been Seen By Some People

antman_conceptOn Sunday morning as part of an exclusive Marvel event at New York Comic Con the trailer for next summer’s Ant Man was shown for the very first time.  And from reports it seems as though the fans went crazy for it.  Apparently I missed this significant piece of news while compiling my NYCC coverage.

The crew over at Topless Robot has a description of the teaser:

The Ant Man trailer seemed to confirm a lot of the rumors that have been floating around about the plot: Michael Douglas, playing Pym, hires Scott Lang (played by Paul Rudd) to be his on-the-ground man for a heist. They argue about super-heroics and then Lang, wearing the Ant Man suit, runs towards the camera, trips, damages the helmet, and then calls an ant to take him away ….

No word as to when the Ant Man trailer will be released for the common folk; but I’d expect something during Marvel’s 75th Anniversary Special airing on ABC on November 4th.

[via Topless Robot]


Arm Chair NYCC ’14 — Daredevil Debuts, The Walking Dead Returns, Marvel Goes Cosmic (Again)

ArmchairnNYCC14This year’s edition of New York Comic Con may be one for the record books.  ReedPOP is reporting that 151,000 people stepped through the entrance of the Jacob Javits Center in Manhattan over the course of the weekend.

That attendance number eclipses San Diego Comic Con by a good margin which has previously been held to be the benchmark for American nerdery.  Saturday was a big day, with lots of great previews and teases for the coming year.

Marvel debuted a few scenes from their upcoming Daredevil series this weekend to generally positive buzz. At the panel fans were able to get their first look at Charlie Cox (Boardwalk Empire) in action both as Daredevil and attorney Matt Murdoch.  The cast and crew cited Frank Miller’s and Brians Bendis’ runs as heavy influences.  [via Newsarama]

marvel_daredevilNEWThe Walking Dead panel was filled to capacity and those in attendance were treated to a scene from the season premiere, which picks up right where Rick & Company were left at the end of last season … in the box car.  Creator and Executive Producer Robert Kirkman commented that “I think it’s safe to say this season is going to follow the comics much closer than we have in the past”.  I’m very much looking forward to seeing how this season plays outs.  [via Comics Beat]

Marvel announced more of their plans for 2015 with a major push back into the outer reaches of the galaxy.  A lot of the players we have come to expect will become the center of Black Vortex, the event that will bring the likes of the Guardians of the Galaxy, X-Men, Nova and Captain Marvel together.  [via Comics Alliance]



Arm Chair NYCC ’14: New ‘Secret Wars’, Star Wars Black & Cosplayers

ArmchairnNYCC14Being a blogger of all things nerdy, it would seem inappropriate blow past the fact that New York Comic Con is well underway right now.  There have been quite a few reveals from the preview night on Thursday and it is really kicking into high gear this afternoon.  NYCC is quickly becoming the premier show on the East Coast and attracts an equal amount of media and fan attention as San Diego Comic Con.

If any of my readers happen to be up there, get in touch with me and let me know what you’re seeing on the show floor!

COMICS – Marvel announced that there will be a new Secret Wars event kicking off in May 2015.  Jonathan Hickman is scripting with art by Esad Ribic building on their current “Time Runs Out” arc on Avengers and New Avengers.   The implications will be far reaching across the Marvel Universe and to further whet the fan’s appetite the iconic Alex Ross painted a rather epic teaser -[via Popcritica]

via Marvel.com

via Marvel.com

COLLECTIBLES – Hasbro revealed upcoming figures in their 6″ and 3.75″ Star Wars Black series.  Notables characters Included in the next wave are Emperor Palpatine, Leia as Boush, Clone Commander Cody, and IG-88.  The line finally seems to be getting decent distribution and I will be very excited to pick up  a few of these. [via Topless Robot]


COSPLAY – ReedPOP, the folks who actually run New York Comic Con, enacted a very strong anti-harrassment policy for ALL attendees.  In recent history there have been far too many instances of unacceptable behavior directed towards female cosplayers, which started that “cosplay is not consent” campaign.  If you have been at a convention you have probably seen evidence of this which is unacceptable.  ReedPOP has enacted a zero tolerance policy and have gone so far as integrating a reporting function into their official app. Bravo! [via Comics Alliance]


Throw Away Your Cassette Tapes, ‘Coming Out of Their Shells’ is on iTunes

Twenty four years after the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles traded in their signature weapons for keytars and drum machines you can now relive the unholy terror that was the “Coming Out of Their Shell” tour, in its entirety, thanks to the magic of iTunes.


The long out of print soundtrack features ten tracks including the over the top “Pizza Power” to the Splinter slow-jam “Skipping Stones” and can be had for a bargain at $9.90. Many of you may be too young to remember the living nightmare that was “Coming Out of Their Shells” but thanks to the magic of the Internet the entire concert film is available on YouTube.