About a month ago I got my official 2007 Major League Baseball Catalog which features the absolute finest in MLB themed collectibles and what not. Being a man, I am instantly attracted to the most ridiculous items like the $1300 leather recliner, and the team specific hammer.
Leafing through the catalog as a leisurely pace, I found myself distracted by this particular female model. I though to myself, “She sure looks like Alyssa Milano”. Later that night, I showed Ashley to see if she would approve of a purchase I was planning to make and I showed her this female in question. She looked at me with a dumbfounded look and said, “That IS Alyssa Milano you ass.”
Not only is Ms. Milano extremely hot, but she happens to be a huge baseball fan specifically of the LA Dodgers. She was in the MLB catalog because she has her own line of women’s fan gear called “Touch”.
Oh and the Milano Barrage does not stop there, she has her very own MLBlog called *touch* ‘em all. She’s no slouch, she appears to be a true baseball fan and addresses her detractors and fans. On is she states that:
I never leave a game early.
I love nachos with just cheese and guacamole even though it makes my ankles swell (but I will occasionally partake in a Dodger tofu dog, which if chased by a diet soda gives me the burps for days).
Okay I could do without the swelling ankles, but hey … who wouldn’t hit it?
