Okay, I’m really going to get some mileage out of Star Trek v.II #1. Taking place after the events of Star Trek V: The Final Frontier, most notable for the second best Kirk quote of all time “What does God need with a starship?” (the first being the title of said blog).

Anyway, the issue picks up with Kirk and Bones getting drunk together, wistful for the touch of Lady Enterprise. As they head up to Space Dock we are introduced to some ancillary crew members. The first being M’Yra, a Starfleet Science Officer whose race was never revealed and as a character is considered to by the Star Trek community as being “non-canon”.

Well Science Officer M’Yra is new to the Enterprise and is hoping that none other than Sulu give her a tour of the ship … or does she want to give him a bi-pedal, horned, space babe tour … of the naked kind?

And poor Chekov, relegated to wing man status doesn’t quite get how Sulu gets all of this alien tail. Isn’t irony a sweet bitch?