Exhibit A Male Tandem Ice Luge … Gay

Exhibit B … Shirtless David Hasselhoff circa 1981 … Gayer

I don’t think there is a more homoerotic setting on this planet than a health club locker room. Down here in MD I am a member of a relatively upscale health club, it has everything you could possibly want and then some. I try to get their 3-4 times a week and I do cardio and some weights. I dread heading to the locker room upon each visit. Don’t pin me as a prude, I’ve been involved in athletics for most of my life and hey, you gotta strip down and get changed. Grown men … GROWN MEN … will lumber around buck naked just because they can.

Case in point, one day I’m finished my workout and I head up to grab my stuff. This gigantic dude, roughly 6′4 entered the locker room ahead of me. To one side of this locker room there are some day lockers for folk like me, who just grab and run. I’m sitting on the bench, untying my shoes, and I turn to my left to grab my bag … and what do I see? The aforementioned dude’s taint. He is bent over, naked, with his brown eye staring out at me just 6 inches away. My brain was frazzled and I was left speechless.

I wasn’t sure if he wanted a prostate exam or a reach around. At the time there was about 15 other guys in the room. This guy is still bent over fishing through his bag for God knows what … and I yell, “What the fuck?”.
The man turns around (still bent over ) and he says, “What?”.
I proceed, “You’re taint is in my face. We’ve got all this room and you’re sac is within arm’s reach”.
He adds, “I’m just getting changed man”

Meanwhile, every other guy is staring at me like I have violated some Man Law. And then it gets even creepier when the guy heads into the sauna … sans clothes. I didn’t even want to think what was going to happen in there. So there you have it, the gayest locale in the known universe, the health club locker room.