Take Kenny F*cking Powers Home Without Contracting an STD
I don’t collect bobbleheads, but the latest offering from Big Bang Pow! has me weak at the knees. Now average Americans like you and me can bring home a talking bobble head in the likeness of the sexual dynamo that is Kenny FUCKING Powers.
Bif Bang Pow! secured the license to Eastbound & Down, who have been putting out an impressive array of products for other franchises like: LOST, The Venture Bros., The Big Lebowski, and Flash Gordon.
From the Press Release:
With more heat than a Kenny Powers fastball, the two 7-inch resin bobble heads of the has-been pitcher are already warming up in the bullpen with the first expected to arrive this summer, just in time for Comic-Con International: San Diego 2010 in July. Officially licensed through HBO Licensing & Retail, it features the Kenny Powers character in a baseball uniform. The second bobble head has Kenny in an all-black outfit (complete with sunglasses) that the show’s fans will instantly recognize. Both figures voice catchy and unforgettable phrases spouted by Powers throughout the series.
I beg of the Bif Bang Pow! Overlords to give us a Stevie Janoski bobblehead … then all will be right in this world.



