Of Big Trouble, Autobots, and Saviors of The Universe: My Ideal Saturday Matinee

The League of Extraordinary Bloggers is a group of like-minded individuals organized by Brian from Cool & Collected.  Each member contributes a post on the weekly assignment, which is shared and cross posted across the group.  The first assignment:

What movie is, or was, your “go to” Saturday matinee — the comfort movie you always popped into the VCR on a rainy Saturday afternoon, the movie you watched over and over again, driving your parents crazy while you recited the lines along with the characters on the screen?

Most people can point to a movie as being their go to childhood flick.  You know the one I’m talking about, it’s the one that your parents would begrudgingly pop into the VCR every weekend.  Over time the sound would pop or the picture would jump because it had been rewound far too many times.

I never had just a movie.  I had three movies, which I know refer to as my Trifecta of 80′s Awesomeness: Big Trouble in Little China, Transformers: The Movie, and Flash Gordon. And you want to know why it was so awesome? They were on just one VCR tape. My dad had a knack for making *ahem* duplicates of VHS tapes through an elaborate system of VHS decks.  With love and dedication, my dad worked it out to get all three movies on to one VHS tape, guaranteeing close to 5 1/2 hours of uninterrupted TV time.

To this day I still have a deep and profound love for those movies.  Partly due to the dedication from my dad to ensure that I had uninterrupted flow of 80s cheese pipelined directly into my cerebral cortex. To this day I can listen to the score from Transformers: The Movie and articulate the scenes in which each movement occurs.  I can go line for line with Jack Burton, and the Flash Gordon soundtrack is among my most played on my iPod.  To this day, I never grow tired of any of these movies. And I may argue that these three movies could be tied for the greatest 80s movie theme songs (Footloose can suck it!)

I have a primal compulsion to watch them every time they pop up, much to the chagrin of my wife.  Of the three, I think she prefers Big Trouble in Little China … but she will never admit to that.

More From The League:

Good Ol’ Saturday Matinee Weirdness via GeekChunks

Boys, Avenge Me, AVENGE ME! via Branded in the 80s

 

Insta-Buy: Giorgio Moroder Presents Metropolis

My father is a responsible for a lot of the nerdy passions in my life. At a very young age I would sit with him and watch a copy of Giorgio Moroder’s contemporary restoration of Metropolis on our kick ass 19″ Magnavox television. On a side note, It wasn’t until much later in life that I realized that my father was making illegal dubs of movies that he had rented from West Coast Video. We really didn’t have a lot of disposable income for entertainment, yet we always had good VHS copies of some of my favorites: Big Trouble in Little China, Transformers: The Movie, and Flash Gordon.

Back to Metropolis, it wasn’t until I was well into my college years that I finally got a chance to watch the “original” Metropolis. While I have an appreciation for the tremendous vision that Fritz Lang had in 1927, there’s just something about the color filters and the all-star soundtrack of Moroder’s version. Several years back I went so far as to import the soundtrack from the UK because it was out of print stateside (I kicked myself when it became available on iTunes a short time later)

On November 15th, Giorgio Moroder Presents Metropolis will be released on Blu-Ray for the very first time. Previously this had only been available on LaserDisc and VHS. And yes, there was a point at which I considered picking up a LaserDisc player specifically for this movie.

Geeks For Tots Is Back For 2011

Toys for Tots is one of the charities that I’ve always supported. As a kid I was fortunate to have some kick ass Christmas mornings, and now that I’m a fully functioning adult with stable employment, I do what I can so that kids that are less fortunate have something underneath the Christmas tree.

Geeks For Tots rewards people for doing the right thing and helping kids during the Christmas season. To encourage increased contributions to this worthy cause, Geeks For Tots is offering prizes to anyone who submits proof of donation. These could either be pictures of aforementioned geek dropping off their toys or a proof of an online donation to Toys For Tots.

Some of the kick ass prizes:

  • Gift Cards to BigBadToyStore
  • Gift Cards to 80sTees.com
  • Star Wars Action Figures from Brian’s Toys
  • Premium Format Clone Trooper from Sideshow Toys
  • Spider-Man Minimates from Luke’s Toy Store

Complete rules and the fine print can be found over at Geeks For Tots

It Isn’t Christmas Until The LEGO Advent Calendar Is Mine

For the last three years usually around this time of year I make an trip to LEGO Store to pick up the newest edition of the Advent Calendar. This year the Advent Calendar comes in two flavors: CITY and Star Wars, I opted for the CITY theme.

Due to my line of work, the CITY Police are a favorite and I can’t simply deny 24 days of mini-figure related goodness.

LEGO City Advent Calendar: 7553 MSRP: $34.99

And for those Star Wars minded individuals, the calendar features mini ships and minifigs galore; however they will cost you a bit more (LEGO has to mark up the cost due to licensing)


LEGO Star Wars Advent Calendar: 7958 MSRP: $39.99

If you plan on getting either of these sets, be sure to pick them up before Black Friday as they get rather scarce after that point. Also, go direct to LEGO to pick these up the markups at Toys R Us and Target are a bit on the ridiculous side.

Insta-Buy: Mark Welser’s “The Thing”

As an avowed fan of all things John Carpenter you can understand that there is a special place in my heart for The Thing. One of the greatest aspects of The Thing isn’t even in the film, but the glorious one sheet by artist Drew Struzan. It’s imagery is iconic within pop culture which has often been copied but never duplicated.

One of the things I love about Planet Pulp is that is a central repository for nerdy things I like, and artist Tim Welser knocked it out of the park with his poster for The Thing.

I know the thing right now that the craze within pop culture circles are limited edition poster prints for current and cult films. While I have yet to fully embrace that craze, I think that Mr. Welser is deserving of some much deserved love. This print and many of of his works are available in his Etsy Shop Team Welser.

Credit: [Planet Pulp]

The Venture Bros. Need Your Help

Hello Internet, I know it’s been a while since we last interacted. August is the busiest month for my line of work, which steam rolled right into an even more insane September. Sadly I’ve missed covering several items of import, but with October rolling around I plan to rectify my transgressions.

To start my atonement, I have to raise a banner in support of the folks at Bif Bang Pow! and their planned 3 3/4″ Venture Bros. action figure line. One of the greatest nuggets of awesome to come out of this year’s San Diego Comic Con was that Big Bang Pow had very impressive prototypes of this line on display. They had great sculpts and paint applications, and I was frothing at the possibility to have an appropriately scaled Brock Samson to hang with Captain American and Snake Eyes.

Word came down early last week that in order to go into production, Bif Bang Pow needed to get a 100% pre-order commitment. They partnered with my good friends at Entertainment Earth to rally and bring the pre-orders up in an effort to save the line. As an adult collector, I listen to people bitch on a regular basis about the goings on of Mattel and Hasbro and their inability to listen to the fans. Here we have a fantastic property, with a company with a good track record that needs your support.

Head on over to Entertainment Earth and join the Rusty Venture Toy Club and help bring this line to to fruition. You have until October 31st, and I’ve made it easy for you to help by adding a banner on the sidebar. Go Team Venture!

Marvel Marketing Team Up: Captain America & Dunkin Donuts

If you haven’t had the chance to see Dunkin Donuts’ promotional tie in with Captain America: The First Avenger you are missing something pretty cool. I’m usually wary of the various marketing tie ins with superhero movies, but this one is actually pretty entertaining.

This elaborately well done commercial is shilling a special edition Cherry Coolata, because we all know that Captain America runs on Dunkin and not Dr. Erskine’s Super-Soldier Serum.

Planet Pulp Celebrates Your Favorite 1980s Action Heroes

Strange things happen on the Internet late at night. Often times the things I discover are not meant to be seen and quite frankly they can never be unseen. However, one night I would up on a little blog called Planet Pulp. What is Planet Pulp exactly?

We are an Intergalactic Online gallery on a mission to orbit a pulp-culture theme every 30 days. Here you will discover a collection of talented rogues bound together by sheer awesomeness, illustrating and designing monthly themes as we celebrate our shared love of Pulp Culture!

For the month of June they are celebrating the 1980s action hero; and they are touching on everyone from Robocop to Aliens’ Ellen Ripley. They contributions come from all over from very talented artists and illustrators. What caught my eye was some of the truly fantastic art inspired by John Carpenter’s films like Big Trouble in Little China, They Live, and Escape from New York.

As a gigantic fan of Big Trouble in Little China, I’m absolutely gushing over the first piece from artist Dave Stokes. It keys in on one of my favorite scenes from the movie. If at this point you haven’t added Planet Pulp to your blogroll you better get on it you aren’t going to want to miss what they have in store for July.

The Official DDOY Wizard World Philly ’11 Debrief

For the fifth consecutive year, I made my pilgrimage to the Pennsylvania Convention Center for Wizard World Philadelphia. Despite my experience in past years registration was a snap as I bypassed the very long standby line, destined for the Press Registration area. Nothing delighted me more at than my interaction with the staffer who was checking me in:

Staffer: What outlet are you representing?
Me: doubledumbassonyou.com
Staffer: Excuse me?
Me: doubledumbassonyou.com, it’s a colorful metaphor.
Staffer: (Clearly doesn’t get it) Oh ok … now I see it on the list. Can I see some ID?

This year the show was moved to Hall D which is part of the recently completed Convention Center expansion. I got onto the show floor about a half hour ahead of time and found the square footage to be a bit smaller than what the show was been previously accustomed to.

As you entered Hall D, straight ahead was the Celebrity Alley (which proved to be a problem later on in the day) and the perimeter of was ringed by Artist Alley with the Dealer Booths making up the remainder of the space.

$40 for a DCUC Green Lantern? Really? After a quick walk through of the show floor, I stopped to talk to some of the retailers I’ve done business with before. Overall the consensus was that business was good, however most admitted that they scaled back their operations for 2011. According to the press kit, Wizard was charging dealers $1050 for their basic setup consisting of 10′ x 10′ of floor space with (1) table, (1) sign, and (4) passes.

What I saw consistently across the board were that certain dealers were charging far above market value for particular collectibles. Two of the lines that stood out in particular were Mattel’s DC Universe Classics and Masters of The Universe Classics. As an avid collector and toy hunter, I saw figures that are essentially “peg warmers” at $14.99 getting jacked up to $30 or even $40. And Master of the Universe Classics … cheapest I saw were $45.00. When plotting out your purchases at any convention, you have to expect that with your have price trades that you’ll eventually make up that difference with jacked up prices on Battle Armor Skeletor.

As I mentioned early on in this post, the Celebrity Alley was about 30′ away from the main entrance to Hall D. While this wasn’t too bad at 10:30am, it got to be a BIG problem once the celebrity guests showed up at their booths for signings. Around 1:00pm on Saturday traffic was in a gridlock thanks to the serpentine lines for Bruce Campbell, Adam Baldwin, Adam West, and Burt Ward. It was right around that time that I decided it was time to punch out, the crowd was building and the show floor was becoming downright unnavigable.

Like many veterans of Wizard World I think we’ve come to accept the new incarnation of the show for what it is. We understand that DC and Marvel will no longer have a booth or any editorial presence. But we do know that if you are interested lining up for celebrity autographs and enjoying a panel or two Wizard World is still a good time.

The people watching is worth the price of admission alone. Unfortunately my camera did not make it into my go bag, so you’ll have to rely on folks like the AV Club and The Nerd Signal. I must admit, Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and Zombie Gumby were probably my favorites of the day.

For the second year in a row the show broke attendance records and enjoyed a fair amount of coverage in both print and digital media. Dates for next year have already have been announced, which bumps the show to the first weekend of the month June 1st-3rd 2012.

The Colonial Theatre Presents: Blob Fest 2011

For those of you in the Greater Philadelphia Area you may not be familiar with the history of the Colonial Theater in Phoenixville, PA. Over it’s 108 year history, The Colonial has played host to some of the landmarks of cinema like the controversial the The Birth of a Nation and the first “talkie” The Jazz Singer.

In 1958, The Colonial had a prominent role in the science fiction film, The Blob, starring Steve McQueen. Surely you’ve seen the famous run out scene where the gelatinous creature clears out the theater.

Every summer, The Colonial organizes Blob Fest to celebrate not only the theater’s role in the science fiction classic, but the genre as a whole. The weekend is full with screenings, contests, a street fair, and even a recreation of the famous “run out”. Blob Fest 2011 runs July 8th-10th, and tickets are available for purchase on the theater’s web site.

While I may not be able to make it out the whole weekend, I’m going to make an effort to get out on Saturday afternoon for the Invaders From Mars / The Blob double feature.