Important Things Happen on The Internet – 6/28/11

This summer, Michael Bay wants you to shut up and eat your awesome. Or is awesomness. I think? [Gamma Squad]

The LaBeouf all but confirmed he banged Megan Fox. Well done sir, well done. [The Superficial]

It sounds like Anne Hatheway’s Catwoman costume in The Dark Knight Rises will be reminiscent of the modern, Adam Hughes era variety and that’s a very good thing. [io9]

The Lord of The Rings Trilogy: Extended Edition is available on Blu Ray today. I would have picked it up but unfortunately I had to spend all of my pocket money on baby formula. [Amazon]

First The Rock has been cast as Roadblock in GI Joe: Cobra Strikes and now RZA as Blind Master? Hell yes. [/Film]

Set your DVR as the new ThunderCats cartoon premieres on Cartoon Network on July 29th. [Topless Robot]

Important Things Happen On The Internet – 6/22/11

Green Lantern is getting slammed on Rotten Tomatoes but this review from Geekadelphia has me believing that it’s still an enjoyable comic book movie. [Geekadelphia]

Hot Toys’ 1/6th Scale Captain America figure is giving me a raging nerd boner. I MUST HAVE IT [Action Figure Insider]

Speaking of raging nerd boners, G4TV’s Alison Haislip should only wear panties on Attack of the Show from now on. [Egotastic]

Apparently Spider-Man is dead. Not that one, the Ultimate one. I know it’s confusing but bear with me. [Major Spoilers]

Despite what the sweaty neckbeards might be saying on the Interwebz, there is no way in hell that Christina Hendrick will ever be cast as Wonder Woman. [io9]

Megan Fox learned a valuable tale, don’t reference the Holocaust in any capacity while working on a project that Steven Spielberg has anything to do with. [I Watch Stuff]

The Robot With The New York Accent, Yeah That’s Wheelie

Transformers fans remember (often with great ire) Wheelie, the juvenile prose speaking Autobot first encountered in Transformers: The Movie way back in 1986. He was small orange and quite frankly kind of annoying. Evidence of which can be seen below:

Now, in this exclusive clip from His Bayness’ blog we encounter the ‘new’ Wheelie. He remains diminutive in size, but has an obnoxious New York accent. Seriously? As ridiculous as the scene may be, it Megan Fox in a tight shirt and cut off really help keep it afloat.

Megan Fox Is Built for Speed & Comfort

Megan Fox & Shia Labeouf are back together on the set of Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen, the first time since The Labeouf’s unfortunate vehicular accident a couple of weeks back. From the picture below, it appears as though His Bayness is giving expert direction to Ms. Fox, “lift and separate”.

Megan Fox Is Built for Speed & Comfort

More Transformer YouTube Goodness

That Transformer-ness is reaching a fever pitch. I dug up two clips for your viewing pleasure. This first clip comes from the Tonight Show, hence the laugh track. You’ll get to see some zany Autobot antics in Sam’s (Shia LaBeouf) backyard. What strikes me is how fluid the robots look, I wonder if any of that was motion captured?

Next clip is from the CBS Early show which features Sam again & Mikaela (Megan Fox) discussing her chronic relationship issues.

In both scenes you can’t deny Shia LaBeouf’s comedic timing. I will admit that I used to tune into Even Stevens. My brother picked up our tickets, we’re all set for an 8:00pm showing on 7/2/07 at UA Oxford Valley. I’ll be the guy with the ridiculous Optimus Prime tuxedo-style shirt. See yins there.

Megan Fox YouTube Goodness

Here she is from here appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live plugging Transformers (I will refrain from inserting an off color remark at this juncture). Her hawtness knows no bounds. I love how Jimmy & Seth Rogen instantly become awkward around her.

Remember Transformers premieres on 7.4.7 …. but really on 7.3.7, but there will be some 8:00pm shows on 7.2.7. Good thing I didn’t pay for that movie one sheet hanging in my room.

Megan Fox Brings The Hotness In Transformers

I know that I have been just a little fixated on the upcoming Transformers movie. Roughly 50 days out, I find myself totally transfixed with every new production still and toy sighting. One of the aspects of the film that I have totally overlooked up until this point is Megan Fox. The only thing I know about her is that she is utterly and excruciatingly hot (however not on the level of Jessica Biel). Ms. Fox plays the romantic interest of Shia LeBouf’s character, Sam Witwicky. Needless to say that when things start blowing up she starts to get sweaty. Dreamworks and His Bayness have been nice enough to release some fantastic promo shots featuring this fine specimen.

Megan Fox Hawtness From Transformers - Click for Larger

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