Seven days ago I found myself in a dark room with my wife waiting for an ultrasound technician to announce the sex of the baby gestating within my wife’s innards. The technician paused and then said “Surprise it’s twin girls!” I cannot properly describe the emotions and sensations I felt at that point, because I still haven’t fully processed what is going on.
After the initial shock wore off and we made notifications to our families, my brother-in-law called me and said four simple words before abruptly hanging up: “Wonder Twin Powers Activate”
The other day I noticed a bump when 
